I am terrible at setting goals. Wait, I take that back. I'm very good at setting goals, but I'm terrible at following through on them. Goals, in fact, sometimes make me run at full speed the other way.
I will, therefore, not be declaring my New Year's Resolutions, because I don't have any. And if, like me, resolutions drive you to even worse behavior, I urge you to take the pressure off and let this New Year's Eve pass without torturing yourself.
Instead, listen to ABBA, marvel at the hairstyles, and relax.